Alas, absurdity of an ill-nature abounds. Having been assailed by many acts of inanity, I took yesterday off from my medium of choice, Bluesky. This has been refreshing yet, in the manner in which arachnaphobes like to keep a vigilant eye upon the many-legged, one wonders what the fudgerers are up to.

Note: I have been reading dear Jane Austen of late and make no apologies for attempting an humourous formality.